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Vote Deauxma - It's election time and I would like this opportunity to cover some important issues that have not been addressed. Global warming, foreign affairs, the economy, yadda, yadda, yadda. All that is great and important, but has already been covered. How about some real issues like freedom of speech and more sex!!!!! If elected I will see to it that sex shouldn't be hidden behind closed doors, even in the Oval Office (hence a former president from Arkansas). Sex just isn't for late night cable and satellite TV. Public nudity will be my top priority, a person should be allowed to run free and not be hampered by restrictive clothing. These are only a few of my platforms on my agenda if I am elected. So vote Deauxma. Includes anal penetration with a vibrator, and a dildo between my boobs.