Carrot

When in need... It's been said that carrots are good for the eyes. Well that may be true, but I have found another good use for them. Going way back in time before women had BOB (battery operated boyfriend) and dildos, they use specific vegetables to get themselves off. On many occasions I have found that certain vegetables are great when in desperate need when a man wasn't available. As you will see, carrots can be a girl's best friend. So the next time you go to the fridge to get a carrot, just think of me.